Excuse me, can you help me, straighten out my head

I got a new friend by the name of Mr. Z

Well what's wrong with that, don't you like what you see?

Hmm... If I had a choice yo I'd rather be me

You see he's kinda not like that kinda average kinda guy

Kinda say what, make you kinda say why

Did you see that? what he did to his cat?

It's all big and fat,a nd now it wears caps

Here we go again



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Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life

With a house on the corner for his kids and wife

Works all day trying to make ends meet

just the same as everybody does down his street

Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car

But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far

he used to have a mini but he's six foot four

Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore



Yo you gotta sit back, relax

While I hit you with a tale of a guy

Who would try, but he's always gonna fail

M-I-S-T-E-R Z he doesn't realize that it wasn't really meant to be

Him up at the top, he never wanna stop

The fool up in the pool doin' a big belly flot

Now ever sunbathing he could never get it right

Cuz he even tried to do it in the middle of the night

Here we go again



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