Well, i'm catherine morgan

And i'm the next-door neighbor to the gotee's

And uh, the gotee's were over there

And they had a drummer that came in here

To play the drums that day

And he played it early in the mornin', and he played it

I had him for breakfast, and for lunch, and for dinner

So i hollered at todd and told him

That i couldn't stand that drummer any longer

That he was driving my crazy

And kevin spoke up and said, "mrs. morgan," says, "that's a live drummer

We've got over there today"

And i said, "if he hits the drum one more time,

He's gone be a dead drummer"

And that was the last i heard of the drummer that day