Calls at 3 am
And stands you up again
She has ten thousand friends
It's just the way she is

Never waits in line
Never has the time
But she makes you lose your mind
Yeah, that's just the way she is
That's just the way she is

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You'll never be what she needs
She'll always leave
With your sanity
She'll never do what you want her to
You know it's true
Ms. Vanity
That's just the way she is

Loves to turn you on
And you think you can't go wrong
She comes, and then she's gone
That's just the way she is
Yeah, that's the way she is

[Chorus:]
You'll never be what she needs
She'll always leave
With your sanity
She'll never do what you want her to
You know it's true
Ms. Vanity
That's just the way she is

On your knees such a tease
Mmm bitter sweet
You know what I mean
She'll never do what you want her to
You know it's true
Ms. Vanity

Knows just what to say
To all the hearts she plays
We love her anyway
That's just the way she is

[Chorus]

Ooo Ms. Vanity
Ouu Ms. Vanity, yeah, yeah, yeah