Never thought that I knew too much

I always thought I knew enough

I didn't want to learn this stuff

I didn't ever want to be that tough

But love was just implied

And everything else died

This class has now begun

In Murder 101



You can learn it in the first degree

You could even make yourself believe

That you'll never even think of me

When you're packing up your things to leave

Now my intuition failed

I can't graduate unskilled

They don't excuse the young

This is Murder 101



Find yourself another heart that needs a rest

Tie a hook onto a single thread

Drop it down beneath the chest

There's the first part of this test

They'll grade you on a curve

They're including everyone

No matter what you've heard

You know this class has now begun

Drop out before they come

To Murder one by one



Just look what we've done

In Murder 101



Just look what we've done

In Murder 101



Just look what we've done

This is Murder 101



Just look what we've done

To Murder one by one