Fee, fi, fo, fum, man that's fucking dumb

Well I'm bored and I'm stupid

And I think I wanna kill someone

Well I got the recipe

Gonna follow all the instructions

Take a pinch of salt

A fresh bullet and a gun... Oh yeah



I hope you got yourself an appetite

The first bites gonna blow your mind



Get yourself a slice of murder pie



Peter Piper picked a pepper

But he's a fucking bumb

And I've got a sweet tooth for

Chaos and destruction

I've got a recipe that will

Make Betty Crocker cum

Because I bake my pies down in hell

Not in the oven... Oh yeah