Ohh!

Yeah!

So much for first single on this one



[Verse 1]

Shady's the lable

Aftermath is the stable

That the horses come out erra

Of course we're about to stir up

Some shit ?? Mix water with syrup

It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves

Just for no reason other than the just to tease him

Cause he was as big as ?? He used to be Superman

Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him

Eminem you wait till' we meet up again

Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever said

It's one for the money two for the fuckin show

Ready get set, let's go

Here comes the ?? stompin and stampedin up the damn street

Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow

So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos

I'm on a roll, around and around I go

When will I stop? I don't know

Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off

But I know anything's possible

Though I'm not gonna top what I sold

I'm at the top of my game

That shit is not gonna change

Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team

I'll get away with murder

I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day

We keep the mark from the tapes

In a safe, locked them away

Better watch what you say

Just when you thought you were safe

Them fuckers got you on tape

You swear to god you was playin

Whether or not you was little Joshua

Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same

Cause one day it could cost you your name



[chorus]

And this was supposed to be my first single

But I just fucked that up so,

Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle

Slap a bitch and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But shit's about to hit the shingle

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Oh Ah Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Poo Poo Ca Ca







[Verse 2]

Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills

And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked

chicka chicka chicka ..

And then just turned 16 and used a fake id

To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly

Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive

Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free

Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish

Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks

Hickory Dickory derr digga

Look at me work wizardry with these words

Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken

Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain

22 jerks and a jerk circle

Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute

What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it

rrrbb lemme ask you again

Am I just jerkin the chain

Am I bizerk or insane

Or am I just one of them damn amateurs

Workin the damn camera filmin one of them

Paris Hilton home made pornos

Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle

Chicka Chicka

Just recently somebody just discovered

Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin

When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club

And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them

Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-

And then tried to erase and record over it

But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the

Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin

Sayin 'I'm done-uh!'

Come on this was



[chorus]

supposed to be my first single

But I just fucked that up so,

Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle

Slap a bitch and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But shit's about to hit the shingle

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Oh Ah Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Poo Poo Ca Ca



[Verse 3]

Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest

And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it

All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number

It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick

And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me

Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key

And I'll be sure to get back

As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre

Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)

So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,

Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw

Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick

And stick a dick in your mouth

I'm done you can fuck off

fucka-fucka-fuck offf!



[chorus]

And this was supposed to be my first single

But I just fucked that up so,

Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle

Slap a bitch and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But shit's about to hit the shingle

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Ah

erra Oh Oh Ah Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Oh Ah Oh Ah

Poo Poo Ca Ca