It comes as no surprise when I look around and find

That you have whet this appetite with such a rare delight

And now my lite fly slides like a good time rhyme

Up and down my bass line



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Excuse me while I light your fire

You really blow my mind

My funky valentine

My funky valentine



Oh, those lips could sink a thousand ships

Lick those lips and take a hippy, hippy, hippy trip

To Mars or Venus or some astral plane

Where we can be alone or not too out of place



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P. P. Reubens was a groover; he would have liked your style

You know exactly how to make the big boys cry

Curvaceous, avaricious, lush and malicious

I just can't think of anyone who's more seditious



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My funky valentine

My funky valentine