(Rogers-Hart)

My funny valentine,

Sweet comic valentine,

You make me smile with my heart.

Your looks are laughable, they're un-photographable,

But still, still you're my favorite work of art.



Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, baby, are you smart?

Please, don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay my funny valentine, stay

Each day is my Valentine's Day