It was a friday night

All my friends had gone home

When I turned out the lights

I was not alone



She was sitting there

Half way up the stairs

She had a nooky ass

But a hefty pair!



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Then I planned that my good friend would understand

She doesn't need to know

That someone's down low

What was I supposed to do

Sitting in my room

When she was makin pretty eyes at me

And blowing me away

Dirty things were going on

But then he walked right in

On everything

Then I turned right round

With my trousers down!



But I'm sorry now

And that's all I can say

I was horny and it the best of me

Don't take it out on me

Coz I've done nothing wrong

I happened natrually

Because she turned me on!



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Then I planned that my good friend would understand

She doesn't need to know

That someone's down low

What was I supposed to do

Sitting in my room

When she was makin pretty eyes at me

And blowing me away

Dirty things were going on

But then he walked right in

On everything

Then I turned right round

With my trousers down!



I've got to face the consiquences

face the consiquiences

I've got to face the consiquences

face the consiquiences

I've got to face the consiquences

face the consiquiences

I've got to face the consiquences

face the consiquiences



What was I supposed to do

Sitting in my room

When she was makin pretty eyes at me

And blowing me away

Dirty things were going on

But then he walked right in

On everything

Then I turned right round