Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit

Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun

Other times I smell like think black swamp water

That's backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day



These are a few of my many smells

Won't you come and smell me?

Won't you share my stench?

Won't you come and smell me?

Won't you share my stench?



Sometimes I smell just like the bathroom

After Grandma's used it and she's been eating prunes.

Other times I smell like a city garbage strike

When all the horseflies grow to three inches long



These are a few of my many smells

Won't you come and smell me?

Won't you share my stench?

Won't you come and smell me?

Won't you share my stench?



Sometimes I smell just like death itself

A sickening sweet smell, I could really make you ill.



Smell me (x5)

See me

Hear me

Touch me

Smell me (x4)