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Hi,

my name is (what)

my name is (huh)

my name is [ChikaChika] marshall marthers



Hi,

my name is (what)

my name is (who)

my name is [ChikaChika] Slim Shady



[Eminem]

Excuse me?

Can I have the attention of the class, for one second?



Hi kids, do you like violence(yeah, yeah!)

wanna see me stick nine-inch nails

through each one of my eyelids.(uh-huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like

i did dry 'cid and get messed up

worse than my life is (huh?)

My brain's dead weight I'm tryin

to get my head straight but I

can't figure out which Spice Girl

i wanna impregnate.

And Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you

a bass head) uh-uh! (then why's

your face red, man youre wasted)

Well since age twelve I felt like

a caged elf who stayed to himself in one space

chasing his tail

Got ticked off and ripped Pamela

Lee's lips off kissed em and said

i didn't know silcone was sposed to be this soft

Im about to pass out and crash

and fall on the grass faster than a

fat man who sat down too fast.

Come here lady (Shady wait a minute

that's my girl dog) I don't give a

damn, God sent me to piss the world

off.



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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in jr. high

Thanks a lot; next semester Ill be 35

I smacked him in his face with an

eraser chased him wit a stapler and

told him to change the grade on the paper

Walked in a strip club, had my

jacket zipped up served the

bartender and and walked out with the

tip cup.

Extra-terrestrial runnin' over pedestrians,

in a space ship while they're screaming at me

(let's just be friends).

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was-a