I'm gonna wanna see myself with someone too

Friends I don't pay are friends i never knew

So I took the chance and got some help from a few

And got a long and skinny friend to talk to



Cause I have the time and the liberty

To play with my pet sally

Please don't go away, sally please



No more lonely showers and uneaten foods

My salamander has hygiene too

And he thinks of me the way I think of you

The only next step is for him to say I do



Sally please don't go away

I won't be living in yesterday

The lonely nights

Getting beat up by gays in bar fights