i got a letter from my mom today

she's telling me he's here to stay

it's quite a strange phenomenon

won't you turn that siren on

i'm talking about my pop the cop

he's taking names and he's blowin' his top

my pop the cop

i only wish that i could make him stop

don't wanna fight or start a row

to sacrifice that sacred cow

he's packing heat now he can't fail

and mommy dearest won't pay my bail

yeah he's the law there's now doubt about it

tell me why he's so proud about it

i thought of runnin' away

but i don't wanna noooooowwww