I, James Robert Injustice

Being of unsound body and mind

Hereby bequeath all my worldly goods

To anyone who wants 'em.



The debts that I got from gambling

The warrant for my arrest

All my bills whic are now ootstanding"

And the bullet holed inside my chest



Give my body to medical science

If medical science will have me

They can take my lungs and kidneys

But my heart belongs to Daphne



Leve a night light beside my deathbed baby

Turn the pillows and change the sheets

But don't switch on my electric blanket

Till it's time to sleep



This is my second to last will and testament

Only a rough draft, a hand written estimate

Left on the shelf never signed or delivered

With a picture of myself on a boat by the river

Don't bury me at sea the pollution might kill me

Just put my remains in a cheap box and grill me

My pension and dole are there in the wardrobe

My air cushioned soul and my Blue Circle overcoat

I've left you no answers

Just hundreds of questions

This is my second to last will and testament

Before I, James Robert Injustice

Being of unsound body and mind

Die

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