My shoes went out with a pair of red high heels last night

My girlfriend just won't understand it

She thinks that I'm the one to blame, but that's not right

My shoes are in control, they planned it

For years my shoes have been my friends

I've taken them around the world and to its ends

Now they're taking me....



My shoes are

On top of the world

My shoes are

(Repeat)



My shoes have never done this kind of thing before

They would not go out in the rain

It was not me who tracked that mud across the floor

I don't know how I can explain

For years my shoes have been my friends

I've taken them around the world and to its ends

Now they're taking me....



My shoes are

On top of the world

My shoes are

(Repeat)



My shoes are...

My shoes are...

My shoes are...

My shoes are...



My shoes could get up and go dancin' on their own

It's not impossible, you know

I never left the house -- I was here all alone

I could tell you what was on the late, late show

For years my shoes have been my friends

I've taken them around the world and to its ends

Now they're taking me....



My shoes are

On top of the world

My shoes are

(Repeat