My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don’t got monthly blood drips

My vagina hardly even used

My vagina got lot’s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in

Turning donnie into Marie Osmand



Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole

Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass

I go from front to back Cause I don’t want to get a bladder infection



I never thought I’d miss my vas deferance

I trade it in for a par of huge cans

Now I get to hang with lesbians



Operation paid up front

Now I show all my friend my new designer cunt

They think I’m kinda weird but that’s ok with me

Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee

There’s nothing finer than having a vagina