You told me that youre shy in every way

You are afraid of kissing me in a sexy way

You seem like someone whose father was pretty gay

But i dont care because tonight youve got to stay



Kiss me there even if it smells funny

Touch me here oh I like it



Your hair is fair and your eyes they are so blue

I tell you babe theres nothing wrong with what we do

If you are silent I will do nothing to you

But the worst about this story is that it is maybe true



Kiss me there even if it smells funny

Touch me here oh I like it

Youre afraid honey you dont have to be

Youll be paid when youre grown up