In the not too distant future

somewhere in time and space

Mike Nelson and his robot pals

are caught in an endless chase



Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl

An evil gal who wants to rule the world

She threw a few things into her purse

and in her rocket ship she hunts him

all across the universe

[I'll get you!]



I'll send him cheesy movies

The worst I can find [La La La]

He'll have to sit and watch them all

and I'll monitor his mind [La La La]



Now keep in mind Mike can't control

where the movies begin or end [La La La]

He'll try to keep his sanity

with the help of his robot friends



[Robot Roll Call]

Cambot! [You're on!]

Gypsy! [Oh, my stars!]

Tom Servo! [Check me out!]

Crooow! [I'm different!]



If you're wondering how he eats and breathes

and other science facts [La La La]

Just repeat to yourself it's just a show

I should really just relax

For Mystery Science Theater 3000