I went to the museum and stood on a chair. Some
girl drew a crowd by what she didn't wear. She
made everybody look up there. It was a naked girl
fallin' down the stairs! Naked girl fallin' down
the stairs. Naked girl fallin' down the stairs.
All the way down she was up in the air. Naked
girl fallin' down the stairs. It was a naked girl
right in my face. High class culture all over the
place. My watch stopped tickin'...shoes came
unlaced. When I watched her trippin' down a
staircase. It looked like a mistake at a
steeplechase. A busted flywheel at stock car
race. I fell in love at a terrible pace. When
someone gave her a shove down a staircase.