Take the National Express when your life's in a mess, it will make you smile..

All human life is here, from the feeble old dear to the screaming child..

From the student who knows, that to have one of those, would be suicide,

To the family man, manhandling the pram with paternal pride



And everyone sings.. Yeah.. uh huh... alright...

we're going where the air, is free...



On the National Express there's a jolly hostess, selling crisps and tea

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks, for a sky high fee..

Mini skirts were in style when she danced in the aisle, back in 63

But it's hard to get by, when your arse is the size of a small country..



And everyone sings.. Yeah.. uh huh.. alright..

we're going where the air, is free...



Tomorrow belongs to me.. When you're sad and feeling blue, with nothing better to do,

just don't sit there feeling stressed, take a trip on the NATIONAL EXPRESS..

On the National Express..

Let's go