If nature sold herself on layaway

With a little down

I would be the first in line

To buy myself a sound

A waterfall a tidal wave or a beating of the drums

A heavy wind a thunder or a falling of the leaves

And i would proclaim

I'm the new proprietor of a sound

In a press conference held

Downtown

When the people would look at me

In this state i would simply tell them this

At least you'll have someone to blame for

Ruining your weekend

I would play mother nature

Unlease my sound at will

No more sitting and waiting

On this quite window sill

If i feel like love

I will shake the trees

If i'm consumed in lonliness then

I will drop the leaves

And i would proclaim

I'm the new proprietor of a sound

In a press conference held

Downtown

When the people would look at me

In this state i would

Simply say outright

At least you have someone

To blame for scaring

The children in the night

What if i call for a waterfall

Some light rain

And some other owner calls

For a massive hurricaine

We'd have to be responsible users

And respect the rules of god

I'll just take a load off and

Have to buy them all

And i would proclaim

I'm the new proprietor of a sound

In a press conference held

Downtown

When the people would look at me

In this state i would

Simply say

At least you have someone

To blame for a near perfect day




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