I used to think that you were really cool

Although I knew it was impossible



That you would ever want to get with me



All small and chumpy like a chimpanzee



But now we’re older and we’re out of school



You seem to think that I’m adorable



You’re decorated like a Christmas tree



And you’re all dolled up and you smell like potpourri



Where were you when I wasn’t cool?



The shallow end of the gene pool



Thrashing about…



Now my songs on the radio



Suddenly I’m a Romeo…



You’re hanging about



I hear you’re thinking ‘bout asking me out



Ain’t it strange you want a piece of me now



What is it now that you see in me?



I’m all I was and will ever be



Could there be another side of you



Cause shit I really hate your attitude



So you think that I have really changed



You’re superficial cause I’m still the same



You’re so caught up in what I became



Back in school you didn’t even know my name



Now my songs on the radio



Suddenly I’m a Romeo…



You’re hanging about



I hear you’re thinking ‘bout asking me out



Ain’t it strange you want a piece of me now



You wanna stick your fucking tongue in my mouth