Yeah i'd stoop to that.

sure i would.

yeah you been had.

that's how i got my job at the underwriter's lab.



you bet i sucked up.

everychance i had.

that's how i fixed it.

that's what i did.



and now my knees are spotless and my legs are crossed.

and i needn't spread them.

cause i can afford:

piety, chastity, charity, your company.