from the musical "Oh, Streetcar!" featuring Chief Wiggum as The Narrator)



Wiggum:

Long before the SuperDome,

Where the Saints of football play,

Lived a city that the damned called home.

Hear their hellish roundelay...



Cast:

New Orleans!

Home of pirates, drunks, and whores!

New Orleans!

Tacky, overpriced, souvenir stores!

If you want to go to hell, you should make that trip,

To the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississipp'!



New Orleans!

Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile!

New Orleans!

Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul!

New Orleans!

Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank!



New Orleans