Sunday's morning paper told me my luck's gonna
change

If I could only learn to act my age would I keep
from sleeping

Things I read the things I hear my lesson instead
I stay so gullible

Monday morning's paper told me the world is gonna
end

I don't need time to gather up my friends cause I
haven't any

Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so
incredible

You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson

Instead I stay so gullible, I'm gullible

Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so
incredible

You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson, instead I
stay so gullible, go