she took me off my guard with disappointment

I got sucked inside of her apartment

she's got dried-up flowers, flaky skin

a beaded necklace and a bottle of gin

she's a nightmare hippy girl

with her skinny fingers fondlin' my world

she's a whimsical, tragical beauty

self-conscious and a little bit moody

it's a new age let-down in my face

she's so spaced out and there ain't no space

she's got marijuana on the bathroom tile

I'm caught in a vortex, she's changin' my style

she's a nightmare hippy girl

with her skinny fingers fondlin' my world

she's a whimsical, tragical beauty

uptight and a little bit snooty

... oh, oh, oh ...

she's a magical, sparklin' tease

she's a rainbow chokin'' the breeze

yo, she's bustin' out onto the scene

with nightmare bogus poetry

she's a melted avocado on the shelf

she's the science of herself

she's spazzing out on a cosmic level

and she's meditating with the devil

she's cooking salad for breakfast

she's got tofu the size of Texas

she's a witness to her own glory

she's a never-ending story

she's a frolicking depression

she's a self-inflicted obsession

she's got a thousand lonely husbands

she's playin' footsie in another dimension

she's a goddess milking her time for all that it's worth