Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Chuck Wild (piano)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Jay Anderson (string bass)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Chad Wackerman (drums)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Terry Bozzio (vocals)

Dale Bozzio (vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals)

Bob Harris (vocals)

Johnny "Guitar" Watson (vocals)



THING-FISH:

Wooo! Looka-dat! A big ol' truck, 'n a box uh NODOZ...'n ovuh deah, a greazy ol' dinuh, where yo rubber bitch kin reassume part-time employment in her former professium: slingin' hash in de directium o' de blue-collar community!



ENSEMBLE:

No not now



THING-FISH:

Yep! Hafta do it now!



ENSEMBLE:

No not now



THING-FISH:

Now's a good a time as any!



ENSEMBLE:

No not now



THING-FISH:

Dis ERMERICA, boy!



ENSEMBLE:

No not now



THING-FISH:

I never promised you no Rose Garden!



ENSEMBLE:

Maybe later



THING-FISH:

Ain't gone be no 'LATER'!



ENSEMBLE:

Maybe later



THING-FISH:

You got a hard row to hoe!



ENSEMBLE:

She say I'm free



THING-FISH:

She not exackly 'FREE'!



ENSEMBLE:

She say I'm free



THING-FISH:

Mo' like 'AVAILABLE FO' A LIMITED TIME ONLY'...



ENSEMBLE:

She say I'm free



THING-FISH:

Fo part-time industrial peruse-ment!



ENSEMBLE:

She say I'm free,



THING-FISH:

Look like ol' Quentim come back to peruse her one mo' time...



ENSEMBLE:

But I like her sister,



THING-FISH:

Wanna 'peruse' her sister, too...



ENSEMBLE:

But I like her sister



THING-FISH:

Dat what dem Gospel Folks dream 'bouts doin' in a dinuh!



ENSEMBLE:

She can't decide



THING-FISH:

Now RHONDA can't decide...



ENSEMBLE:

Whom she wanna ride



THING-FISH:

Ain't been ridin' no salami fum de wimp!



ENSEMBLE:

She can't decide



THING-FISH:

I know she gwine be ridin' sumphin' putty soon...



ENSEMBLE:

Whom she wanna ride



THING-FISH:

Ain't gone be no 'Hobby-Horse' neetuh!



ENSEMBLE:

Tonight



THING-FISH:

She need it tonite!



ENSEMBLE:

Tonight



THING-FISH:

Any minnit now!



ENSEMBLE:

Tonight



THING-FISH:

She so hot, it makin' her apron wrinkle, 'n smoke come pourin' out de back o' dat stupid paper hat!



ENSEMBLE:

She changed her mind



THING-FISH:

Her rubber mind...



ENSEMBLE:

She changed her mind



THING-FISH:

One o' de greatest minds of our time!



ENSEMBLE:

She changed her mind



THING-FISH:

De girl gots 'talent'!



ENSEMBLE:

She changed her mind



THING-FISH:

An' she 'rinse-able', too!



ENSEMBLE:

And I don't blame her



THING-FISH:

I don't blame her fo' rinsin' out what she had in dat mouf!



ENSEMBLE:

And I don't blame her



THING-FISH:

But de bitch gotta earn a livin'!



ENSEMBLE:

No not now (No no not now)



THING-FISH:

Now when she NEEDS it!



ENSEMBLE:

No not now (No no not now)



THING-FISH:

De wimp jes' mights fall asleep at de wheel!



ENSEMBLE:

No not now (No no not now)



THING-FISH:

Git himseff all mashed up...



ENSEMBLE:

No not now (No no not now)



THING-FISH:

An' lookin' like a pancake!



ENSEMBLE:

Maybe later



THING-FISH:

Thass right! It COULD happen later!



ENSEMBLE:

Maybe later



THING-FISH:

Dis de MAMMY NUN SHOW, folks! ANYTHING can happen! Shut up! You needs a vacatium, boy! You gots de 'WHITE LINE FEVUM'! Coupla donuts 'n some cowboy music fix ya right up! Breaker-breaker! Git down wit de 'come-back! Sleepy wimp seek lastin' relationship wit anally-oriented 'luminum sidin' salesman!



ENSEMBLE:

The big ol' hat



THING-FISH:

Wit a big ol' hat!



ENSEMBLE:

The cowboy pants



THING-FISH:

An' some cowboy pants!



ENSEMBLE:

Transcontinental



THING-FISH:

Built like a trans-continentum...



ENSEMBLE:

Hobby horse



THING-FISH:

Hobby-hobby hoss!



ENSEMBLE:

String beans to Utah



THING-FISH:

Thass right!



ENSEMBLE:

String beans to Utah



THING-FISH:

Tonight!



ENSEMBLE:

Ah, the wife!



THING-FISH:

Ah, the wife!



ENSEMBLE:

Oh, the waitress!



THING-FISH:

An' de waitress too!



ENSEMBLE:

Oh, the drive...



THING-FISH:

Oh, 'THE DRIVE'!



ENSEMBLE:

All night long



THING-FISH:

All night long!



ENSEMBLE:

String beans to Utah



THING-FISH:

Yum-yum!



ENSEMBLE:

String beans to Utah Deliver string beans to Utah tonight



THING-FISH:

Giddyup!



ENSEMBLE:

I better go fast Or they won't be all right



THING-FISH:

All right!



ENSEMBLE:

Deliver string beans To Utah tonight



THING-FISH:

Yum-yum!



ENSEMBLE:

Donnie 'n Marie Can both take a bite



THING-FISH:

Bite it, Marie!



ENSEMBLE:

Hawaiian - Hawaiian - Hawaiian Lunch



THING-FISH:

Hawaiian lunch!



ENSEMBLE:

No not now

(No no not now)

No not now

(No no no no not now)

No not now

(No no not now)

No not now

(No no no no not now)

Maybe later

Maybe later



She changed her mind

(She changed her mind)

She changed her mind

(You know she changed her mind)

She changed her mind

(She changed her mind)

She changed her mind

(You know she changed her mind)

And I don't blame her

And I don't blame her



She's sorta wild

(She wild, she wild)

She's sorta wild

(Really wild, really wild)

She's sorta wild

(She wild, she wild)

A crazy child

(Crazy child, crazy child)

Tonight - tonight - tonight



ENSEMBLE: (contd.)

There she goes



THING-FISH:

Ooooh! There she goes!



ENSEMBLE:

Up and down



THING-FISH:

Ooooh! Up and down!



ENSEMBLE:

Ride that bull



THING-FISH:

She's ridin' de bull!



ENSEMBLE:

All around



THING-FISH:

All around!



ENSEMBLE:

The best in town



THING-FISH:

She de best in town!



ENSEMBLE:

Oh she goes



THING-FISH:

She go up, she go down!



ENSEMBLE:

Up and down



THING-FISH:

I said up an' down!



ENSEMBLE:

Oh that bull!



THING-FISH:

De whole bull!



ENSEMBLE:

The whole bull!



THING-FISH:

De WHOLE BULL!



ENSEMBLE:

The whole bull!



THING-FISH:

De whole damn thing!



ENSEMBLE:

The best in town



THING-FISH:

Where she go? Ebzn-sauce!