I'm a man and you're a man

And we don't understand

Why the world is such a funny shape

It is so bland

If I wanted to kill or assassinate

The Queen

They would only lock me up

And throw away the key



Then you'd never get out

Then you'd never get in

No-one understands me

No-one understands

No-one understands me

No-one understands



If I wanted to be someone

I think I would be

Margaret Thatcher

She's so cool I think she should

Be Queen

Now if you should agree with this

Then I think you should be

Hung and drawn and quartered

And then thrown into the sea



And then you'd never get out

Because you can't swim

No-one understands me

No-one understands

No-one understands me

No-one understands

No-one understands me

No-one understands