Chris Rock Intro]







Goodevening Class of 1999 I have

one piece of advice for you no

matter what a stripper tells you

there is no sex in the champagne

room

Oh theres champange in the champagne

room but you dont want champange you

sex in the champange room



Dont go to parties with metal detectors

sure it fells safe inside but what about

all those mutherfucka's waitin outside wit

guns they know you aint got one if a women

says shes twenty and she looks sixteen shes

twelve if she tells you shes twentysix and

looks twentysix shes damn near 40 take off

that silly ass hat the ODB couldn't have

possible commited all those crimes Coolio did

some of that shit young blackman if you go to

the movie theater and someone steps on your foot

let it slide why spend the next twenty years in

jail cause someone smudged your pumas cornbread

aint nothin wrong wit that no matter what you think

of what im saying remember this one thing theres

no sex in he champagne room



[Gerald Lervert]







Uhh

no sex in the champagne room

no sex in the champagne room

no sex in the champagne room

no sex in the champagne room

no sex in the champagne room

no sex in the champagne room

abosolety postively no sex in the champagne

abosolety postively no sex in the champagne



[Chris Rock]





If a homeless person has a funny sign

he hasn't been homeless for that long

a real homeless person is too hungry

to be funny if a girl has a pierced tongue

she'll probably suck you dick if a guy has

a pireced tongue he'll probably suck you dick

heres a harascope for everyone

Aquarius your going die

Capricorn your going die

Gemini your going die twice

Leo your going die

Scorpio your going die fuckin

no one go's to hooters for wings

if you been datinga man for four

months and you haven't met any of

his friends your not his girlfriend

some of the things I've said may not

apply to you some of the things I may

have said may offened you

no matter who you are yo must

remember this one thing no matter

what a stripper says

there is no sex in the champagne room

NONE!



[Gerald Lervert]





Theres no sex sex in the champagne room

Theres no sex sex in the champagne room

Theres no sex sex in the champagne room

Theres no sex sex in the champagne room

Theres no sex sex in the champagne room

aint get none cant have none, naa

in the champagne room

there is absolutely postively no sex

in the champagne room

na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex

in the champagne room na na say na na



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