Intro: Puff Daddy



Heh, heheheh



I got, no time for fake niggaz

Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz

From East to West coast spread love niggaz (that's right)

And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (say what?)



I got, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)

Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)

From East to West coast spread love niggaz (that's right)

And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (he-heh)

("How you figure that your team can effect my cream?" - B.I.G.)

I got, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)

Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)

("I rely on Bed-Stuy to shut it down if I gotta" - B.I.G.)

From East to West coast spread love niggaz (ha hahh, that's right)

And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (let's go)



Verse One: Lil' Kim



Yeauhhh, I Momma, Miss Ivana

Usually rock the Prada, sometimes Gabbana

Stick you for your cream and your riches

Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches

Puff Daddy pump the Hummer for the summer

I follow -- in the E-Class with the goggles

96 models, Bad Click on the stroll

(Tell em how we roll) Cruise control

Nuttin make a woman feel betta

than Berrettas and Amarettas, butta leathers and mad cheddaz

Chillin in a Benz with my ami-gos

Tryin to stick a nigga for his pe-sos

If you say so's, then I'm the same chick

that you wanna get with, lick up in my twat

Gotta hit the spot, if not don't test the poom poom

nanny nanny, punanny donny, heyyy!



Chorus: Puff Daddy



Heyyy, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)

Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)

From East to West coast spreadin love niggaz (that's right)

And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures (he heh)

("How you figure that your team can effect my cream?" - B.I.G.)

I got, no time for fake niggaz (uh-uh, uh-uh)

Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz (uh-huh, uh-huh)

("I rely on Bed-Stuy to shut it down if I gotta" - B.I.G.)

From East to West coast spreadin love niggaz (that's right)

And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures



Verse Two: Puffy (Kim moaning in the background), Lil' Kim



How you like it baby? Uhh, from the front

Uhh, from the back, give that ass a smack

Bet your man won't do it like that

Can't work the middle, plus his thing too little

Let me grab your ta-ta's, do the cha-cha

Work down your ta-ta's do the cha-cha

Make you scream Pa-pa



You da best, Da Da

Now watch mama, go up and down dick to jaw crazy

Uhh! Same my name baby (okay)

Before you nut, I'ma dribble down your butt cheeks

Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little

I'm drinkin babies, then I cracks for the Mercedes

Act shady, and feel my three-eighty *gun cocks*

or the raven, oohwee I see

Your girl ain't a Freak Like Me, or Adina

Huh, can't fade a rhinoceros in rap (say what?)

Lil' Kim pussy (uhh) how prepostorous is that? (ha hah!)



Chorus: subst 'Got' for 'Heyyy', minus B.I.G. samples



Verse Three: Lil' Kim



Uhh, right back at cha, the one Cleopatra (say what?)

Diggin in your stash

(Niggaz think they gonna get some ass) No money money

or licky licky? Fuck the dicky dicky

and the quickie, gimme your loot

Your Mac-11 then shoot

Your game ain't sweet, John Paul peeps

shouldn't compete, if you can't wet it, forget it

Don't sweat it, I bet it'd

make ya cum smooth if you let it

Huh, you can't stop a chick from ballin

Ha-ha to la-la to drive-by's they be callin, and you ain't know

While you be kickin that old shit (talk to me) we makin hits

Platinum and gold shit (we don't stop)

We stay draped in diamonds and pearls

Beside every man is a Bad Girl

(That's right... nine-six Bad Boy c'mon)



Chorus to end, broken down by four line groups

1st group: w/o B.I.G

2nd group: w/o B.I.G.

3rd group: 1st B.I.G. sample twice

4th group: 2nd B.I.G. sample twice plus voiceover

Spread love, c'mon

5th group: 1st B.I.G. sample twice

6th group: 2nd B.I.G. sample twice

7th group: w/o B.I.G. plus voiceover

As we proceed, to give you what you need!

We continue on!

8th group: w/o B.I.G. plus voiceover

Uh-uh, uh-uh, c'mon!

Hahah

(fades into 9th group