Who's gonna make your tea in the morning like I do

Who's gonna rub your back when you come home from work

Who's gonna make you up every night like I do

Who's gonna let you go and never ask you where you were

All those other guys

The ones you've been playing with

You never know what they're gonna give you

You never know what you're gonna get



Who's gonna clean and perfume your bras like I do

Who's gonna make your macaroni and cheese

Who's gonna kiss you between the legs like I do

Who's gonna bite your ankles and your knees



Who's gonna understand

When you're always getting out of hand

Who's gonna bring you back

When you get so hard to crack

Nobody but me

Nobody but me



Who's gonna hold your hand in church like I do

Who's gonna hold your head when you come home drunk

Who's gonna risk his life in your bed like I do

Who's gonna risk his freedom buying you your drugs

You may not think I'm a lot

But I'm the only motherfucker you've got

Who's gonna grab you when you're ready

And leave you alone when you're not

Nobody but me

Nobody but me