I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt

I'm not embarassed to go out,

It wouldn't be the first

I've looked underneath evertyhing

the place is such a mess

there's stuff to do, I must go out,

it's probably for the best

I couldn't find my pants today

I think it's probably better that way

I used to dream I was at scool

and running with no pants

that nigthmare has become my dream

it's difficult to grasp

even though I must avoid a visit from the cops

there's nothing I like better than

to walk up to the shops