Everybody hates Edie Brickell

All my favorite shows are on TV

All the restaurants serve my favorite food

'Cause now everybody's me

Now my apartment's really crowded

'Cause I live there and I'm everybody

Everybody's sleeping with my girl

But, hey, everybody's me

CHORUS

Now everybody's me

Now everybody's me

Now everybody's me

Now everybody's me

Everybody's watching "Married with Children"

Everybody's into beastiality

The stores stopped selling Amstel Light

'Cause now everybody's me

Everybody loves Charles Manson

Everybody wants to set him free

Everybody's on the parole board

'Cause now everybody's me

CHORUS

I had to put an end to war

It didn't make a lot of sense to shoot at myself

No moe Christians, Jews, Muslims or Amway

Salesmen

Just a whole planet of TV addicts

They had to lower all the basketball nets

'Cause everybody's only 5 foot 3

And everybody likes to dress like a monkey

'Cause now everybody's me