Are you ready to obey the cowgod?



We live in a country, we can't eat meat

Obey the cowgod

We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Burger Kings

Obey the cowgod

We live in a country, where there is no, there's no McDonalds

Obey the cowgod



Ah dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey

I'm a cow, and I'm gonna roam through your village

And I'm gonna eat all of your food

But you don't care, because I'm a, I'm a...sacred cow!

Obey the cowgod



We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Beefcake The Mighty

Obey the cowgod

We live in a country, where there is no, there's no beef-by products

Obey the cowgod



You, on your knees

You, get on your knees

Where's those two boneheads?

Get on your knees

Hands behind your heads

And on your knees

You, on your knees

You, get on your knees

I said, on your knees

Get on your knees and pray to the cowgod



Eat my burger, for it is my flesh

And drink my milk, for it is my blood

Obey the cowgod