Been dry long enough

My brain and body need some abuse

Rake me over the coals

And I'll try to think of an excuse

I set a goal and it won't be hard

Hit every bar on the boulevard

Bad idea yeah yeah you're probably right

But I won't be a designated driver tonight

Off the wagon and on the town

Just how much I've embarrassed myself

Well I haven't got a clue

Did I throw a drink in your face

Or tell you how much I love you

Oh shit I lost my ID

Hook up a Jagermeister IV