[1st verse:]

Once I got stuck on a sweet little German

And oh what a German was she

The best that was walking, well what's the use talking

Was just made to order for me

So lovely, and witty, more yet she was pretty

You don't know until you have tried

She had such a figure, it couldn't be bigger

And there was some more yet beside



[chorus:]

Oh how that German could love

With a feeling that came from the heart

She called me her honey, her angel, her money

She pushed ev'ry word out so smart

She spoke like a speaker, and oh what a speech

Like no other speaker could speak

Ach my what a German when she kissed her Herman

It stayed on my cheek for a week



[2nd verse:]

This girl could squeeze, and it never would hurt

For that lady knew just how to squeeze

Her loving was killing, more yet she was willing

You never would have to say please

I just couldn't stop her, for dinner and supper

Some kisses and hugs was the food

When she wasn't nice it was more better twice

When she's bad she was better than good



[2nd chorus]

Oh how that German could love

With a sweetness that's sweeter than sweet

Just say what you please, you would hug and you'd squeeze

Just the shoes that she wore on her feet

Her smile was like money that somebody owed you

That somebody wanted to give

When you felt like dying and she started sighing

Ach my it was worthwhile to live



[3rd verse:]

Sometimes we'd love for a week at a time

And it only would seem like a day

How well I remember, one night in December

I felt like the middle of May

I'll bet all I'm worth that when she came on earth

All the angels went out on parade

No other one turned up, I think that they burned up

The pattern from which she was made



[3rd chorus:]

Oh how that German could love

With a love like you see in a play

When she said, "My dear," it would ring in my ear

For a year, and a week and a day

Her no was like yes, and her yes was like no

It was something like yes, it was, well

When we got together ach donner und vetter

'Twas love with a capital "L"