They look for the missing link

There's no missing link

They'll never find the missing link

There's no missing link

We're not something you can figure out with an equation

We are the genetic muation

Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey

Darwin tried explaining it, Darwin did the best he could

Evolution, pretty theory,

But how could Darwin know

That aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey

How else explain fax machines

How else explain computer enhancement

How else explain fiber optics

How else explain Mozart

We do not belong here, this planet was a terrarium

Intergalactic broken home, have to go to outer space

And one day find our daddy-

How else explain pay at the pump

How else explain limited access freeways

How else explain digital remastering

Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo

Michael Jordan

Religion, astronomy, astrology

That looks to the stars

We do not belong here

This planet was a terrarium

Seven billion bastards

Screaming for our daddy

Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey

Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey

etc.