Well, my barber is a barber in an old-fashioned barber shop

he takes a little of the sides

he takes a little bit off the top

every now and then when I think I need a trim

I know just where to stop

to see my old-fashioned barber at the old-fashioned barber shop



You don't need no appointment thirteen weeks in advance

you just drop on by any time you find the chance

so every now and then when I think I need a trim

I know just where to stop

to see my old-fashioned barber at the old-fashioned barber shop



He ain't got no limp wrist

he don't use no blow dryer

and just forget about a new-wave-punk-curly-perm or style



'Cause he's an old-fashioned barber

in an old-fashioned barber shop

he takes a little of the sides

he takes a little bit off the top

every now and then when you think you need a trim

you know just where to stop

to see the old-fashioned barber at the old-fashioned barber shop



He's just an old-fashioned barber

in an old-fashioned barber shop