I left town two years ago and moved on up to Idaho

But swore that Id be back again - Pick up where I left off, oh man

Grown up sexy Texas babies I got back in town tonight

Anticipating much delight

I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers

I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers



All my old flames have new names

Theres a lot of girls in town

Who tied the knot and settled down

I thought Id start a fire with one of my old flames

But theyve all got new names



My sexy little dirt road sport is now called Mrs. Davenport

My pretty little black-eyed Susies now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie

Rosie who could blow my mind is sister Rose on channel nine

The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife

They dont want to recognize this old familiar face

Im just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days



All my old flames have new names

Theres a lot of girls in town

Who tied the knot and settled down

I thought Id start a fire with one of my old flames

But theyve all got new names