There's one in the bag

For the laughing hag



There's one in the bag

For the fool on the hill

And one in the bag for you

There's one in the bag for you



There's one in the school

For the laughing moose

And one in the leg for you

Yeah there's one in the head

For the laughing moose

And everyone's herring fool



Mary's vineyard of toys

Will open my eyes to her joys



As I walk down her path

Her eyes beckon me to her bath



Oh, oh, I am in love with her



But there's one in the bag

For the laughing hag