(random background jibberish by Imani as an intro)



CHORUS:

one of these days

I'm gonna be happy

one of these days

I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing

one of these days

I'm gonna get the punchline

I said one of these days

I'm gonna be happy



until that day I'm gonna

bitch and moan and groan

and--hold the phone

I'm not done

where's everybody goin?

what the fuck?

this shit sucks

I'm bored

I'll take these two calls

to hell with me

to hell with you

to hell with... hell

I'm gonna be happy



repeat CHORUS



happy, happy

happy yeah

happy, happy

happy, happy yeah

piss all over myself

laughing, happy

piss all over myself

laughing, laughing

I'll be happy