Its been one week since you looked at me.

Cocked your head to the side

and said Im angry.

Five days since you laughed at me saying,

Get that together come back and see me.

Three days since the living room,

I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you.

Yesterday youd forgiven me

But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry.



Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

Youll think youre looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish,

Although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

Cause its never touched a frying pan



Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like Leann Rimes

Because Im all about value

Bert Kaempferts got the mad hits

You try to match wits

You try to hold me but I bust through



Gonna make a break and take a fake

Id like a stinkin, achin shake

I like vanilla, Its the finest of the flavors

Gotta see the show,

Cause then youll know

The Vertigo is gonna grow

Cause its so dangerous,

Youll have to sign a waiver



How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad

Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad

Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Cant understand what I mean?

Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of taking off my shirt



Its been one week since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air and said youre crazy

Five days since you tackled me

Ive still got the rug burns on both my knees

Its been three days since the afternoon

You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon

Yesterday youd forgiven me

And now I sit back and wait till you say youre sorry



Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your