If you're listening to this song

You may think the chords are going wrong

But they're not;

He just wrote it like that.

When you're listening late at night

You may think the band are not quite right

But they are, they just play it like that

It doesn't really matter what chords I play

What words I say or time of day it is

As it's only a Northern song.

It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear

Or how I fare or if my hair is brown

As it's only a Northern song.

If you think the harmony

Is a little dark and out of key

You're correct, there's nobody there.

And I told you there's no one there.