You're the kind of girl everybody warned me about

You're the kind of person, that everybody's just staring at

But now you are a topless dancer

Working out of a bar on Times Spuare

And everybody wishes you were back down in some corner

Only Baby know

You make me go ooohhh baby ooohhh baby ooohhh baby

Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh

Ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby ooohhh baby

Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh

Your old man was the best P and E man down on the streets

And all the guy in the precinct

Always was watching for him on the beat

But when he ripped off Seymour

He was really not a doing so fine

And everything is knots

Well except his hands and legs

And maybe even mime, you see

They just make them strip off

They say ooohhh baby, ooohhh ...

It's very funny asking me

Why they keep the lights on down so low

Well, yesterday's chase's today's competition

Or didn't you know

And the all fluorescent lighting

Make so your wrinkles, they don't show

And it's very funny

The way that 20 bucks an hour cannot go

If you don't make 'em go

Now, now, now, ooohhh baby, ooohhh ...

Everybody wondered 'bout you when you was seen in

Drinking some beer

You got here from Ohio and your mother said

You hooked her in the real near

That's the way it goes now

Ooohh baby, ooohhh ...