Every eleven minutes across the USA

a man is a victim of Cock Blocking

This action usually results in broken friendships

The following is an example..



[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx

[Jinx] Hey whassup G?

[Kool] This girl'll be here in a minute

[Jinx] Uh huh

[Kool] The bitch got a nice ass and I'm tryin to get in it

[Jinx] Cool that's alright but why you tellin me this shit?

[Kool] To make sure you don't mind

[Jinx] Uh-huh

[Kool] chillin out while I hit it

[Jinx] Naww nigga, I'll just turn on the TV set

[Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your dick wet

[Kool] Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell

*ding dong ding dong*

[Kool] The bitch is ringin on my bell



Opened the door, "Whassup baby? Yo come on in

Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend"

Now everything is going according to plan

"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?)

I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat

"Yo Jinx," "Whassup?"

"Later nigga, I'm goin to the back" "See ya!"

I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..

.. I'm gonna get some drawers

So we laid on the bed and I just smiled

Because I'm dreamin about fuckin her doggystyle

So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her

*zipper sound* Fuck it, I'll just pull down her zipper

Feelin her ass, and damn the shit is soft

"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"

I got the whore ready to let a nigga score

*knocking* Yo who the FUCK is at my door?

*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck

I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the FUCK is up?"



"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and shit

You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh"



"What water nigga? Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight"

"Now leave me the fuck alone so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man"

So then I slammed the door shut *door slams*

I turned around this bitch is pullin her pants back on her butt

Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more

I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*

I'm tryin to convince her but the shit didn't work

So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)

Yeah don't worry, that same shit won't happen twice

*knocking* "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??"

Shit, didn't even get my jock in

*knocking* Cause niggaz like Jinx is Cock Blocking



"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"

"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"

"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."

"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"



[Kool G. Rap]

Thinkin of a bitch I could be hittin, for no salary

So I called Valerie, found out the bitch was babysittin

The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now

suckin my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup

She said, "Come over I'm alone"

And I was knockin at the door before the bitch hung up the phone

"Hey whassup baby? You know I miss you" "Whassup?"

Yeah that's some shit you gotta say to get your dick into the pussy tissue

Went in the house and had a seat

The little boy put fifty motherfuckin toys by my feet

Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps

I wish this little motherfucker'd take his ass to sleep

Now my leg got crazy scratches

I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his ass a book of matches (Hey!)

I couldn't even get a rap

Without this little motherfucker jumpin his ass into my bitch's lap

I started rubbin on her curves

But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves

I pulled the bitch up by her hair "What's the matter baby?"

"Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "Alright baby"

She took me to a room that was dark "Hey, come in here"

I was undressin on the way to get a head start

And then I let the door shut

Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the whore's butt

Suckin on her titties like candy

Five minutes later had her comin in her panties

Now she's ready for the dick

"Yo you ready bitch?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!"

Down on her knees is where she dropped

Suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my cock

Bust that nut, that's what I'm hopin

Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open

What the hell is this about? *child crying*

She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth

Yeah, the little nigga's throwin a fit

Talkin about he's hungry and shit

"Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him"

But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him

He already gave my leg a cut

Now the little bastard is fuckin up my nut

She, didn't even get the lead off

So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off

(Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherfucker now we even

Forty-five minute passed, the bitch ain't back, fuckit I'm leavin

I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!)

"Later bitch," "No wait baby"

"Drop dead!" "What??"

"And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh..

fuck you and that little nigga for Cock Blockin!"



"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"

"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"

"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."

"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"



[Kool G. Rap]

So all you niggaz with the helmets and shoulderpads

stay the FUCK away from me, word up

The next time you wanna block nigga

try out for the Jets baby, word up

Yo, that nigga Polo's Cock Blockin like a motherfucker

That nigga Jinx is Cock Blockin

My dancers are straight up roadblocks n shit

That nigga Bill Blass has been Cock Blockin all his life

And that nigga Eric B.'s Cock Blockin