I'm just an ordinary average guy



My friends are all boring



And so am I



We're just ordinary average guys







We all live ordinary average lives



With average kids



And average wives



We all go bowling at the bowling lanes



Drink a few beers



Bowl a few frames



We're just ordinary average guys



Ordinary average guys







And every Saturday we work in the yard



Pick up the dog do



Hope that it's hard (whaf whaf)



Take out the garbage and clean out the garage



My friend's got a Chrysler



I've got a Dodge



We're just ordinary average guys



Ordinary average guys







Ordinary average guy



Ordinary average guy



Ordinary average guy



Ordinary average average guys