Star:

I am the image maker. i am the magic

Maker. i can turn the most ordinary

Man in the world into a star. to prove

My point i am going to find the most

Mundane little man and turn him into

Celebrity. hmm! this looks like a

Suitably uninteresting house. i wonder

If there's anybody here with enough

Star quality?



He presses the doorbell.



Star:

Hello. what's your name?



Wife:

Andrea.



Star:

Oh, that's a nice name. what's your

Husband's name?



Wife:

Norman.



Star:

His name's norman. that sounds

Ordinary enough. i would like you to

Join in a unique experiment with me.

I am going to take norman's place for

A few days. i 'm going to research his

Ordinary dull little existence.



Wife:

Oh you can't come in now! the place

Is in a terrible mess!



Star:

That doesn't matter. i want you to act

Normally. i want you to treat me as if i

Were norman. i am going to sacrifice

My normal flamboyant life style and

Become ordinary, boring little norman

For a few days.





Ordinary people



It's like another world, being here with you,

It's quite a trip for me, so this is reality.

I'm studying every movement, i'm trying to learn the part,

Now i want you to be natural, just relax and be as you are,

'cos it's all for art, i want to observe the ordinary people



Tomorrow i shall become norman,

I shall go to his office,

Mix with his workmates.

And if they ask any questions

I shall say i'm doing research for one of my songs.

Nomand and i are changing places

And i'm going to make him a star,

So i'm throwing away my stage suit