Ooo the lady in red, well she's driving me mad

Her very first offense was just looking at me

But that second glance was a felony

Oh the lady's so fine, but I think it's a crime

She's just too much for a man like me

They'd better lock her away and throw out the key



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There oughta be a law

Against a girl like you

Oughta be a law

Against the things you do

Oughta be a law

For breaking hearts in two

There oughta be a law against a girl like you



Oh the lady is cool and she's breaking the rules

If only looks could kill, she'd be killing me

Guilty, murder one in the first-degree

Oh the lady's unkind, she's got me doin' time

She's just too much for a man like me

They'd better lock her away and throw out the key



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Y'know, I'm gonna take ya downtown

Strip ya down and throw it in the slammer, baby

I'm gonna throw the book at you girl

Stick 'em up!



Chorus