Little Rita and her sister Bette

Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy

He took them for a ride one summer night

Told the girls he was a big producer

Truth be told he was a cheap seducer

He drove them to the hills to see the lights (Yeah, right)

Two days later they were reading him his rights

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks



Tara Venus was a rent-a-stripper

You could feast your eyes but you couldn't grip her

She went nowhere without Jack the Human Kife

He'd slice you silly if you got too friendly

If you value living better treat her gently

Once she does her sexy cha-cha let her go

She will tempt you but it's just part of the show

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks



Bobby Maggot was a big attorney

Through the courtroom down to hell he journeyed

Bald headed piece of garbage that he was

He'll defend you if your money's honest

Says he'll do his best but that's no promise

Off he goes in his Corvette to get a tan

Oh Lord I ask you what kind of beast is man?

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks



Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

Woodwork squeaks and out comes Trotsky

Out comes Trotsky, yeah

Woodwork squeaks and out comes Coltrane

Coltrane, Coltrane

Woodwork squeaks and out comes Che Guevara

Che Guevara, Che Guevara

Woodwork squeaks and out comes the Powell

Buddy Powell, Buddy Powell