1. DIDN’T I GET YOU A SNOW BLOWER FOR CHRISTMAS

SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOVEL ALL THAT SNOW

DIDN’T I GET YOU A LOG SPLITTER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

SO YOU COULD HAVE MORE TIME TO PLAY BINGO

DON’T I BABY-SIT FOR YOU SOMETIMES

SO YOU CAN GO TO TOWN AND WASH MY TRUCK

NOW YOU COME AND TELL ME THAT YOU’RE LEAVING

WITH MY FAVORITE FISHING BUDDY BUCK

CHORUS:

I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

I TRIED TO MAKE YOUR SISTER HAPPY TOO

I’M ONE IN A MILLION THE BEST OF THE BUNCH

JUST ASK HER SHE’LL TELL YOU THAT ITS TRUE

YOU’LL BE CRAWLING BACK TO HIM SOMEDAY

NO ONE COULD TREAT YOU LIKE I DO

I’M THE PICK OF THE LITTER THE CREAM OF THE CROP

THE GREATEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU



2. I BELIEVE IN WOMEN’S LIBERATION

I LET YOU USE MY TOOLS TO FIX YOUR CAR

I DIDN’T EVEN FORGET THE ANNIVERSARY

DIDN’T I CALL YOU UP FROM THE ROYAL BAR

I LET YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER ON CHRISTMAS

SHE FINALLY SENT THE MONEY FOR THE CALL

SOMETIMES I GET THIS CRAZY FEELING

THAT WOMAN SHE DON’T LIKE ME MUCH AT ALL